Gary FLIPPIN' Glitter

One might think it would be funny to sign up for Yahoo! Alerts on Gary Glitter...

But it's not.

Due to his upcoming execution in Vietnam, dozens of these alerts are sent to my inbox every day.

Since Yahoo is the email I use for work-related stuff, I get so excited thinking it might be an email from someone who wants to hire me, giving me millions of dollars and a chauffeur and a pet elephant, only to be reminded that Gary Glitter is about to be guillotined. Boo FRICKETY HOO, Gary. GALLOWS SHMALLOWS. I don't have a JOB.

Anal Hell.

Thought of the day, inspired by Michael Jackson's "Heal the World"

I hate "the entire human race."

My life = suffering

No one wants to give me money. Why is that? i am excellent at many things, and have many marketable skills.

For instance, i dare anyone to find a better nicknamer. Give me 30 seconds with a person and they will have a spot-on, if cruel nickname. Give me a few months of close aquaintanceship, and they'll have a personalized, affectionate name derived most likely from scatological, religious, or MOM-related themes. This is a marketable skill.

Also, I am remarkably good at reading many newspapers, blogs about the Middle East, magazines, and political cartoons. i do it for hours every day. isn't this important in the workplace?

Anal hell.