One might think it would be funny to sign up for Yahoo! Alerts on Gary Glitter...
But it's not.
Due to his upcoming execution in Vietnam, dozens of these alerts are sent to my inbox every day.
Since Yahoo is the email I use for work-related stuff, I get so excited thinking it might be an email from someone who wants to hire me, giving me millions of dollars and a chauffeur and a pet elephant, only to be reminded that Gary Glitter is about to be guillotined. Boo FRICKETY HOO, Gary. GALLOWS SHMALLOWS. I don't have a JOB.
Anal Hell.
posted by My life is hell at 11:50 AM
2 Comments:
The good news is: when Gary is dead you'll stop receiving emails.
Hopefully we is only caned or whipped with a cat of nine tails.
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